Back in the USSR

You know...a lot of people forget that Vince Vaughn was in the movie Rudy. And I just wanted to point that out.

But to start out, last week I had an echogram which is an ultrasound for the heart. Now, I will never know the feeling of pregnancy, but seeing my heart on the sound can pretty much compare to looking at a fetus. To see the valves opening and letting blood out and letting new blood in was pretty crazy. And its also comforting to know that I shouldn't have a heart attack anytime soon. And more importantly, unless by some weird twist of fate, just like how some girls can have testicles...I will be so pissed if I have ovaries.

Friday on the other hand was pretty crappy. I found out my parents had to put our oldest dog down because she was over fifteen years old and herheart was never going to give out even though every other body function was quitting. So I assume all dogs go to heaven or Disney lied to me.

Later on that night, things would take a turn for the worse. Apparently last year during the aptly named Trailer Trash Bash, I was doing what I normally do and was shouting obscenities and being like a kid with tourette's syndrome. Well...I guess during the course of the night, I told a girl who was laying in front of house (now why was she laying in the front of the house, you may ask, who knows) to go find a ditch and pass away. On Friday, she found out who I was and things were slightly awkward. And by awkward, I mean things are less awkward on the Maury Show when the girl-finds-out-she-doesn't-who-her-baby's-daddy-is, illustrated here. But things were terrible that night and mainly because somehow I became the voice of the reason among our group. Yet, somehow I got kicked out of the house...weird.

So that's been the highlight of the past few days as I try to catch up on schoo work...haha just kidding, as I try to catch up on blogging. And by the way Mischler, you're welcome.



Finally, a shout out to Osama bin Laden. If you haven't heard his latest video makes fun of the U.S. for global warming. He must have not gotten the news that the information about global warming is pretty much false. It's like he's living in a cave...